Born to Fight by Bruno Mattei, 2.7 on imdb.
I remember watching this movie on an early afternoon, a few years ago. It was on television, and I just happened to catch it from the beginning. For an moment I thought I was watching The Deer Hunter, but the guy was't playing russian roulette, but he was squeezing the venom out of a cobra into his glass, and drank it, bottom's up. The Vietnamese people around him were horrified. Yes, he was really some hard piece of shit. Following the angry man throughout the movie, searching for the guy who was responsable for the death of his platoon members. Whe he finally gets the bastard, he takes his M16, or whatever big ass gun he's got, and starts shooting at him. Here we have the best part of the movie, he starts shooting and the picture gets into slow-motion, probably to get some nice shaking rambo-muscles effect. And then he starts talking... in slow motion. "This is foooorr Joooohhnnyyy, and thiiis is foooor Peeeeete... and he sums up all his platoon members in slow motion. The bad guy, still standing, hands up, and shaking in slow motion under the impact of the bullets. After seven names or so, probably for budget reasons, the rest of the platoon is summarized as ...aaaand aaalllll the ooooothheeerrrrrrs....! hilarious.
Another really bad movie, and this one wasn't even funny, Peau d'Ange by b-actor (and apparently Z-director) Vincent Perez. I should have known, we were the only ones in the movie theater that day (no joke).
What's the worst movie you've ever seen?